Wednesday, May 11, 2011

OBAMA PROPOSES CRUELTY TO GATORS


EL PASO, Texas (AP) -- In search of Hispanic votes and a long-shot immigration overhaul, President Barack Obama on Tuesday stood at the U.S.-Mexico border for the first time since winning the White House and declared it more secure than ever. He mocked Republican lawmakers for blocking immigration over border security alone, saying they won't be happy until they get a moat with alligators along the border.



 "Maybe they'll need a moat," he said derisively to laughter from the crowd. "Maybe they'll want alligators in the moat."
Pita needs to be contacted, that would just be cruelty to the Gators.  They would be wasted off the Drug Smugglers dope and probably die, like others who get in the way.
"They'll never be satisfied," he said.
Who's Barry talking about?  The Republicans, or the Alligators?


  • U.S. Border Patrol agents apprehended 463,382 individuals smuggled across the border, including 8,905 smugglers. (3,027 of the smugglers apprehended were deemed “deportable.”)
  • U.S. Border Patrol agents apprehended 59,017 “Other Than Mexican” illegal aliens through October 7, 2010.
  • Among the nations represented in apprehension statistics are the four countries currently on the State Department’s list of “State Sponsors of Terrorism,” Cuba (712), Iran (14), Syria (5) and Sudan (5), as well as Somalia (9), Afghanistan (9), Pakistan (37), Saudi Arabia (5) and Yemen (11).
  • Overall, U.S. Border Patrol agents apprehended 663 “Aliens from Special Interest Countries.” These countries are deemed “special interest” because of their suspected ties to terrorism.
  • The countries yielding the highest “Other Than Mexican” apprehensions include: Guatemala (18,406), El Salvador (13,723), and Honduras (13,580).
(U.S. Border Patrol estimates that three out of every four illegal aliens who cross the border evade apprehension.)

Shocking statistics!  3 out of 4 illegals evade apprehension!  Where the hell are they?  You give me your opinion.

We don't need comprehensive immigration reform.  The US Federal Government needs to step up and defend US defenseless citizens.  It's what the Prez took his oath in office for.  It's what the Constitution demands.  Call your members of Congress today and let your voice be heard!

4 comments:

Da Dude said...

I think they are in my Doctor's office or the DMV.

Actually a moat filled with piranhas.

Don E. Chute said...

DaDude-
Well put! Do they seem to be on drugs while in your Doc's office?

DaDude in your expert BBQing experience, how does gator tail taste after dieting on illegal criminals?

Aloha brah.

Da Dude said...

I think they are in my Doctor's office or the DMV.

Actually a moat filled with piranhas.

Da Dude said...

Mexican border gator tail (the animal) tastes a lot like chicken with a little heat.

Now if you're talking about the college girl gators, well.. that's something different. Sugar, spice and everything nice.

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